Wednesday, May 7, 2008
I wish all rejected tips were this hilarious...
Do you have sweaty hands? If so, Lance has a perfect solution!
"The solution is weird, but it works! During your first piss of the day, pee a bit on your hands, rub together, and then rinse off afterwards. Sounds gross, but it works!"
Someone out there willing to try this and report back?
Labels: rejected
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Vishal is also trying to scam eBay...
His tip says...
"If you are selling on e bay or similar site...then just tell one of your friend to bid simultaneously on higher rates...this will prompt other bidders to bid on even high rates...and you will earn more...if your friend gets the item on bidding no need to worry you can put it up again...and if someone other then the buck you are...the other way is to make a second account and then bid from it...this will not require any friend's consent...go make bucks."
I'm not saying this kind of thing doesn't happen. However, this practice is certainly unlawful and Daytipper isn't into promoting advice that is illicit. This tip was rejected for obvious reasons.
Labels: rejected
A cure for the common cold? I think not. REJECTED!
Here is Vishal's suggestion on how you can fight the common cold...
This is a sure shot tip... If you want to fight chilly cold...then just take edible oil on your palm and apply it on navel region on your stomach such that it covers the navel.
Labels: rejected
Monday, April 30, 2007
Brown frisbee
Your friends will certainly want to play this game with you...
Use cowpatties as frisbees
If you're ever out in a cattle pasture and looking for some fun, pick up an old cowpatty in the shape of a disk and use it to play frisbee with your friends. Old cowpatties are very hard and clean, and won't break apart--even in a long game. Definitely breaks the monotony on long hikes through fields!
Use cowpatties as frisbees
If you're ever out in a cattle pasture and looking for some fun, pick up an old cowpatty in the shape of a disk and use it to play frisbee with your friends. Old cowpatties are very hard and clean, and won't break apart--even in a long game. Definitely breaks the monotony on long hikes through fields!
Labels: rejected
Sunday, April 22, 2007
This tip author deserves $3 for the creativity of this rejected tip...
Tip title:
Do women really like sex with protection?
Tip content:
Just imagine what happened if Multinationals decided to enter the condom market... say Nike... No doubt, it would be a great hit... With a catch phrase of...Just Do It….would remove any misgivings on the product… But it would have tough competition from Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can’t stop... KFC Condoms - Finger licking good…. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands... Coca Cola condoms - The real thing and finally Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Do women really like sex with protection?
Tip content:
Just imagine what happened if Multinationals decided to enter the condom market... say Nike... No doubt, it would be a great hit... With a catch phrase of...Just Do It….would remove any misgivings on the product… But it would have tough competition from Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can’t stop... KFC Condoms - Finger licking good…. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands... Coca Cola condoms - The real thing and finally Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Labels: rejected
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
If your tip includes the word anus, there is a 100% chance it will be rejected.
How to avoid anus burn after eating spicy food
Just rub some cooling cream or yoghurt on ur ass after eating spicy food but even after that if your 'ass' is 'catching on fire', then your body simply cant handle that type of food so avoid eating that food.
Just rub some cooling cream or yoghurt on ur ass after eating spicy food but even after that if your 'ass' is 'catching on fire', then your body simply cant handle that type of food so avoid eating that food.
Labels: rejected
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Mike in England recommends using Viaga on your wilting plants
Hmmm. I'm skeptical. Then again, I can't claim any firsthand knowledge of the effects of Viagra. Especially when used on plants. Surprise, surprise. This tip was rejected...
It's never nice to see a wilting flower. Before things start going south you can simply dissolve a tablet of Viagra into the vase of water. This will keep your flowers looking healthier and stiffer for longer. If your flowers are already wilting, add Viagra and soluble aspirin. This will stiffen them up again.
It's never nice to see a wilting flower. Before things start going south you can simply dissolve a tablet of Viagra into the vase of water. This will keep your flowers looking healthier and stiffer for longer. If your flowers are already wilting, add Viagra and soluble aspirin. This will stiffen them up again.
Labels: rejected
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Does Taco Bell hot sauce really clean brass?
I just didn't feel comfortable exposing this tip to the site. I didn't want any emails from folks complaining to me after trying it. So, we'll post it here. Can someone please try this and report back?
Taco Bell hot sauce is the best brass polisher
Taco Bell hot sauce is the best brass polisher there is! Mild, medium or hot, they all work, but I always imagine that the hotter the better. After you polish your brass you can use it to help polish off those tacos you had to buy to get the hot sauce in the first place!
Taco Bell hot sauce is the best brass polisher
Taco Bell hot sauce is the best brass polisher there is! Mild, medium or hot, they all work, but I always imagine that the hotter the better. After you polish your brass you can use it to help polish off those tacos you had to buy to get the hot sauce in the first place!
Labels: brass, rejected, Taco Bell
Monday, January 1, 2007
Do you want to know how to identify someone who is crazy?
I don't mean to be flippant with that title. I'm only using that language because someone in Indiana thinks they know how to spot someone who is mad or insane. Here is another rejected tip...
Spotting a crazy person!
He wants you all to himself, all the time! Your friends think he is weird! Your children want to do a background check! Your gut says no, but your loneliness says yes!
Spotting a crazy person!
He wants you all to himself, all the time! Your friends think he is weird! Your children want to do a background check! Your gut says no, but your loneliness says yes!
Labels: rejected
Friday, December 29, 2006
Gerry doesn't work for the Kansas Chamber of Commerce
I have really started to look forward to Gerry's tips. Here he fills us in on the dire economic conditions for job seekers in Kansas.
If you need work don't come to Kansas!!!
If you are not living in Kansas consider yourself lucky. Kansas has the lowest minimum wage but yet the highest living expenses and the least and littlest economic growth. I am from Kansas and there are absolutely no jobs here. Kansas is the poorest state in America with the highest poverty rate. So how plainly can I say it if you need work, don't come to Kansas!!!
If you need work don't come to Kansas!!!
If you are not living in Kansas consider yourself lucky. Kansas has the lowest minimum wage but yet the highest living expenses and the least and littlest economic growth. I am from Kansas and there are absolutely no jobs here. Kansas is the poorest state in America with the highest poverty rate. So how plainly can I say it if you need work, don't come to Kansas!!!
Daytipper seems to attract luddites
Another good rejected tip. This one comes from Gerry in Kansas. Gerry's tip is...
We Better Be Careful
Technology is getting too highly advanced. I believe that there is a possibility that it will get so advanced that the machines will gain a mind of their own and the machines will turn against us. All I have to say is this, we better be really careful.
We Better Be Careful
Technology is getting too highly advanced. I believe that there is a possibility that it will get so advanced that the machines will gain a mind of their own and the machines will turn against us. All I have to say is this, we better be really careful.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Nathan in Renton, WA knows what to do in case you run into Sasquatch
It was hard to reject this one. Too clever. We decided that this tip is better suited for the blog...
How to survive a Sasquatch attack.
You are thinking, Sasquatch is a mythical creature. In the event that he’s real read on. It is important to remember to stay calm. Sasquatch is a recluse. That means one thing, he is afraid of technology, and that whole Manifest Destiny thing. Which is probably why you came outdoors to get away. Anyway, technology will mystify and frighten him at the same time. If you are standing face to face with sasquatch hold up your cell phone. The glow of the key pad alone will send him running.
Nathan in Renton, WA
Thanks, Nathan for a great tip. The office chuckled out loud when we read this one. We'll look forward to your future submittals.
How to survive a Sasquatch attack.
You are thinking, Sasquatch is a mythical creature. In the event that he’s real read on. It is important to remember to stay calm. Sasquatch is a recluse. That means one thing, he is afraid of technology, and that whole Manifest Destiny thing. Which is probably why you came outdoors to get away. Anyway, technology will mystify and frighten him at the same time. If you are standing face to face with sasquatch hold up your cell phone. The glow of the key pad alone will send him running.
Nathan in Renton, WA
Thanks, Nathan for a great tip. The office chuckled out loud when we read this one. We'll look forward to your future submittals.
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