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Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Nathan in Renton, WA knows what to do in case you run into Sasquatch
It was hard to reject this one. Too clever. We decided that this tip is better suited for the blog...
How to survive a Sasquatch attack.
You are thinking, Sasquatch is a mythical creature. In the event that he’s real read on. It is important to remember to stay calm. Sasquatch is a recluse. That means one thing, he is afraid of technology, and that whole Manifest Destiny thing. Which is probably why you came outdoors to get away. Anyway, technology will mystify and frighten him at the same time. If you are standing face to face with sasquatch hold up your cell phone. The glow of the key pad alone will send him running.
Nathan in Renton, WA
Thanks, Nathan for a great tip. The office chuckled out loud when we read this one. We'll look forward to your future submittals. ¶ 11:48 AM 1 Comments
How to survive a Sasquatch attack.
You are thinking, Sasquatch is a mythical creature. In the event that he’s real read on. It is important to remember to stay calm. Sasquatch is a recluse. That means one thing, he is afraid of technology, and that whole Manifest Destiny thing. Which is probably why you came outdoors to get away. Anyway, technology will mystify and frighten him at the same time. If you are standing face to face with sasquatch hold up your cell phone. The glow of the key pad alone will send him running.
Nathan in Renton, WA
Thanks, Nathan for a great tip. The office chuckled out loud when we read this one. We'll look forward to your future submittals. ¶ 11:48 AM 1 Comments
